#GROSS I want to play beer pong with you asshole#look at you omg you loser WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE TRICKS#you like#aspire to be a frat boy but you’re too wonderful and sweet#also what the fuck is that lil foot kick on the bottom left#and that move on the bottom right#you’re awful be my best friend please
Why do you think women identify with the show as strongly as they do?
GQ Wiseass of the Year [x]
Steve Rogers taking off his helmet is a sexual experience. His helmet hair is enough of a turn on, but my sexual orientation is Steve speaking French.
Jean Ralphio Singing At People
“I think they’re both wounded warriors who don’t bleed on other people. Cap has no one to bleed on. I think Sam knows how to handle people like that. … Sometimes when things are bad, trusting a stranger is the way to go.” - Chris Evans.